Hee! Lapsang Souchong is also a fav of mine, and I've taken some teasing for it! :) But it does seem Vulcanesque - smoky like a hot volcano, but so delicate that milk is not needed. I had one friend send me a box she had bought on the strength of my recommendation, because she had hated it. She said it was "like a religious experience" - meaning those times when you're at temple and the incense smoke gets in your mouth. ;)