Delta: "We haven't *lost* your third bag. We just don't know where it is. We know where your other suitcases are, but we were gonna hold onto them until we found the third one. What, you need that stuff? Oh, okay. Sometime today. Really."
All three bags arrived safe and sound about half an hour ago. Apparently when Delta says "we don't know where it is" they really mean "it's right here."
::headscratching::
I suppose if they'd said, "It's right here and we'll have it for you later today," THAT's when I should have worried!