Not so sure about Lost Tomb: Reboot
Oct. 20th, 2020 09:03 pmUh-oh. Been watching Lost Tomb: Reboot. It's a C-drama starring the very pretty Zhu Yilong (who played the very pretty Shen Wei in Guardian), and I'm afraid I see a pattern that will probably repeat and break my heart each time.
Wu Xie: Look at this amazing find! Let's call the archaeological team to investigate it properly.
Pangzi: No, let's dig into it and find treasure.
Wu Xie: Just don't TOUCH anything.
Tangtang: I'mma touch the thing!
Wu Xie: Don't touch the thing!
Xiaoge: I'mma jump INTO the thing!
Wu Xie: I SAID DON'T TOUCH THE THING!
Tangtang: (causes chain reaction)
Xiaoge: (awakens a ravenous monster)
Wu Xie: OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
irreparable damage to priceless artifacts ensues
Wu Xie: I told you NOT to TOUCH the THING!
To be clear, my heart isn't breaking because these idiots put themselves into mortal danger. I'm more upset about the artifacts. The big appeal of the show to fans, I've been told, is that there's lots of hurt/comfort, and personally *I* want to hurt the main characters myself!
I mentioned this on Discord and one of my peeps there said, yeah, this isn't a show for people who want archaeological practices to be followed correctly. I may have to nope out of this one and switch over to Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty or Nirvana in Fire.
Wu Xie: Look at this amazing find! Let's call the archaeological team to investigate it properly.
Pangzi: No, let's dig into it and find treasure.
Wu Xie: Just don't TOUCH anything.
Tangtang: I'mma touch the thing!
Wu Xie: Don't touch the thing!
Xiaoge: I'mma jump INTO the thing!
Wu Xie: I SAID DON'T TOUCH THE THING!
Tangtang: (causes chain reaction)
Xiaoge: (awakens a ravenous monster)
Wu Xie: OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
irreparable damage to priceless artifacts ensues
Wu Xie: I told you NOT to TOUCH the THING!
To be clear, my heart isn't breaking because these idiots put themselves into mortal danger. I'm more upset about the artifacts. The big appeal of the show to fans, I've been told, is that there's lots of hurt/comfort, and personally *I* want to hurt the main characters myself!
I mentioned this on Discord and one of my peeps there said, yeah, this isn't a show for people who want archaeological practices to be followed correctly. I may have to nope out of this one and switch over to Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty or Nirvana in Fire.