Favorite line from a Christmas special ever

"There's nothing like a rabid, deranged, radioactive beast to ruin a holiday party."

--Animal Control Officer Ed Frid, A Merry Red Green Christmas

Believe or not, I got all gooey and nostalgic watching this... hadn't seen it in a few years, and I'd totally forgotten the sketch about how pet rabbits make bad Christmas presents because of their powerful hind leg muscles and sharp teeth - obviously they are just biding their time before they knock down your bedroom door and gnaw through your skull. *happy sigh*