Goofy fun in an unlikely place

Here's a link to a cheap ballpoint pen on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000JTOYLS?tag=b3ta-21

Now, scroll down and read the reviews! An excerpt from my favorite:

But, when that quality carbide ball touched the surface of the paper, it was not ink that came out. From a distance I heard the screams of men and the cackling of innumerable ravens. I stopped, cold and sweating profusely.