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This post also has nothing to do with religion, directly. Honest.

So I'm sitting in church on Sunday... and the gospel goes something like this:

Apostles: Wake up, Jesus! The boat's about to capsize! Don't you CARE we're all going to die!
Jesus: (to the waves) Chill. (to Foreman, Chase, and Cameron the apostles) Don't you trust me?

I managed to wait until services were over to lean over and say to my husband and sister-in-law, "Didn't Jesus sound a lot like House today?"
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