Cicada filk

[amedia]

cruisedirector and her cicada fetish have eaten my brain. It's not safe to listen to the radio any more. I swear this is what I heard Blu Cantrell singing:

Hey, ladies, if your man wants to get bug wild
Just roll back in eat-him-up style
Get your hands on his bod and savor till the last bite
For all the larvae
And oh - when he comes then everything goes
From red eyes to the tips of his toes
So you gotta let him know
If you make love, you gotta eat him up.

Comments

[pocketwitch.livejournal.com]

BWAH! I didn't know there was a such thing as a cicada fetish (surprised, though? not a bit) but that's funny as hell.