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Hubby and me, watching a Chuck Norris flick about ninjas:

"What did you think of that move? Was that a ninja move?"

"Not really. I liked the way it was really quick and without warning, but it was a low-percentage kick."

"Ninjas don't do low-percentage kicks, do they?"

"Huh-uh. I would've used a punch to make sure I got the target."

"You know, dear, it's a little disturbing hearing you refer to the male genitalia as 'the target.'"

"Heh heh."