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Nov. 25th, 2005 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hubby and me, watching a Chuck Norris flick about ninjas:
"What did you think of that move? Was that a ninja move?"
"Not really. I liked the way it was really quick and without warning, but it was a low-percentage kick."
"Ninjas don't do low-percentage kicks, do they?"
"Huh-uh. I would've used a punch to make sure I got the target."
"You know, dear, it's a little disturbing hearing you refer to the male genitalia as 'the target.'"
"Heh heh."
"What did you think of that move? Was that a ninja move?"
"Not really. I liked the way it was really quick and without warning, but it was a low-percentage kick."
"Ninjas don't do low-percentage kicks, do they?"
"Huh-uh. I would've used a punch to make sure I got the target."
"You know, dear, it's a little disturbing hearing you refer to the male genitalia as 'the target.'"
"Heh heh."
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Date: 2005-11-28 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-29 07:52 pm (UTC)We'll have to use it while watching Rat Patrol. "Hm, could Troy's pants BE any tighter? Look how they outline his target!"
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Date: 2005-11-29 08:10 pm (UTC)I'll be giggling before I even get through the hotel doors.
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Date: 2005-12-04 05:03 am (UTC)Now, on topic, what was the title of that movie? I've got to see it now.
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Date: 2005-12-04 06:06 pm (UTC)Why thank you ma'am! As it's the season, I shall haul out one that I only get to use this time of year. :-)
(Although I prefer Barney/Wojo) O.o;;
LOL! You know, that's a pairing I never saw... but I took a bunch of eps to ConneXions one year and when I showed "Hash," one of the vidders in the room went nuts - there's that scene where Wojo kinda walks his fingers up Barney's arm - and vidders have this gift of looking at something visually and picturing how to recontextualize it and... OMG! I saw what she meant!
what was the title of that movie? I've got to see it now.
Octagon. It's about ninjas, so I just had to see it. I actually got it at Wal-Mart very cheap. As one reviewer said, you know it's a bad movie when Chuck Norris is the second-best actor in the cast, but it was a FUN bad movie.
OMG is that Mike and Mickey in your icon?!!!
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Date: 2005-12-04 06:14 pm (UTC)I haven't seen many Barney Miller episodes :( But I'm def. going to have to see that one now...
"Octagon. It's about ninjas, so I just had to see it. I actually got it at Wal-Mart very cheap. As one reviewer said, you know it's a bad movie when Chuck Norris is the second-best actor in the cast, but it was a FUN bad movie."
...On the plus side....Chuck Norris wasn't a bad martial artist (I sure hope I'm thinking of the right person..)
"OMG is that Mike and Mickey in your icon?!!!"
:D Yes. I think they're very OTP in The Monkees. Plus I think Micky is smexy.
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:20 am (UTC)Sounds right to me. He was supposed to be a good-guy ninja, and he wasn't doing ninjutsu - neither were the bad-guy ninjas - but whatever he was doing, he seemed to be doing it well.
I think they're very OTP in The Monkees.
I shall have to watch that again someday... I saw it first-run, BION. That would have been, hm, oh, roughly ages 4-7. I definitely did NOT have my slash goggles on!