House musing (nothing to do with socks!)

This post also has nothing to do with religion, directly. Honest.

So I'm sitting in church on Sunday... and the gospel goes something like this:

Apostles: Wake up, Jesus! The boat's about to capsize! Don't you CARE we're all going to die!
Jesus: (to the waves) Chill. (to Foreman, Chase, and Cameron the apostles) Don't you trust me?

I managed to wait until services were over to lean over and say to my husband and sister-in-law, "Didn't Jesus sound a lot like House today?"