Must... reboot... internal... editor

[amedia]

So I'm at a reception last night with colleagues from work. A very classy party with hors d'oeuvres and a professional pianist and everything.

I catch up with my husband after a while and we're chatting with an adorable (and flamboyantly gay) older student, with whom we've been become friends, and my husband says something that startles him, I forget what. He turns to my husband and says, "Fuck me!" as an expression of surprise.

I turn to my husband and say, "You may NOT!" Then I reconsider, smile sweetly at the student, and say, "Unless I can take pictures."

Husband blushes. Student now worships both of us.

And I hadn't even had anything to drink!

Comments

[gem225.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I was just thinking about my husband and another guy, and quivering and moaning (not that it'll ever happen, dammit), so your story is most timely. Thank you for it.

[cimmerianwillow.livejournal.com]

*giggle!!*

[tuff-ghost.livejournal.com]

haahahahahaha

[nonniemous.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL!

I wanna come to your parties.

[littlewings04.livejournal.com]

I have that reaction often, and somehow, my fiancé doesn't seem to find it half as entertaining an option as I do.... *grins*

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

hehe, that sounds just like the kind of exchange me and my fiance would have. it's fun to catch people off guard with something like that. =p

[pocketwitch.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I always wondered if slashy women in het relationships ever tried to slash their partners. ;D